Tales from a Stay-at-Home Mom

1. Emma wears the SAME denim shorts and purple underwear every day. :/

2. William insists on changing his shorts and boxers EACH time he goes to the bathroom. This is not a joke - I am completely serious. :/

3. Imagine: two preschoolers in the back of my van singing, "I'm sexy and I know it."

4. A "perfect world" essay in third grade: Henry writes, "Bacon would be a veggie."

5. William (4 1/2 yr.) tells me he is a boy because he has a "wiggly thing"..

6. I read an article about "places to go in your home for relaxation" ~ one choice was a laundry room. What??!!! {in their photo, the laundry room looked like a sleek spaceship with no sign of laundry or a machine - just a bowl of clementines} Enough said.

Tricia

PS and one more time..LEHIGH BEAT DUKE